Dan Preslar

Occupation: professional spam eater.

But what do you do really: no really I am a professional spam eater.

Favorite Super Prom: SP 2K

Favorite Event: The one where you win by wearing smiley face girls underwear.

Favorite Color: Flesh

Favorite Flavor: meat

Favorite Number: 29

Favorite Letter: alskjdfalfjas;ljf;ldzsjfas;lk

Favorite Vegetable: Arpad Zoltani

Favorite Animal: Zombor Zoltani

Favorite TV Station: Al Jazera

Favorite TV Show: Most Extreme Challenge

Favorite Celebrity: Ron Burgundy

Favorite Super Hero: The Ambiguously Gay Duo

Favorite Beer: Guiness "It gives you strength!"

Favorite Planet: Animal Planet

Favorite Musical Instrument: Bazooki

Favorite Branch of the Government: Executive

Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi

Paper or Plastic: Paper

How do you feel right now: With my hands.

Sum of you life in 10 words or less: Hookers! Hookers! Hookers!

Additional Comments or Quotes: I pooped a hammer.


Updated 7/13/2004