Occupation: Whatever you want me to be
But what do you do really: Struggle with the concepts of careers, future planning, meaning of life, financial stability....
Favorite Super Prom: All of them
Favorite Event: Drinking Beer
Favorite Color: Mauve
Favorite Flavor: Snausberry
Favorite Number: i
Favorite Letter: @
Favorite Vegetable: Arugula
Favorite Animal: Basilisk
Favorite TV Station: Food Network
Favorite TV Show: Curb Your Enthusiasm
Favorite Celebrity: Whatever hot chick I'm looking at at any given moment
Favorite Super Hero: She-Ra
Favorite Beer: Bud Light
Favorite Planet: XG34-879
Favorite Musical Instrument: bum-hole
Favorite Branch of the Government: Judicial
Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi
Paper or Plastic: Plastic
How do you feel right now: Like Pooping My Pants
Sum up your life in 10 words or less: One bad decision after another.
Additional Comments or Quotes: Stay away from chicks with
kids!