Occupation: Pornographic Film Director
But what do you do really: Masturbate
Favorite Super Prom: 99
Favorite Event: Best Dive
Favorite Color: Clear
Favorite Flavor: Potted Meat Food Product Flavor
Favorite Letter: @
Favorite Vegetable: Meat
Favorite Animal: Josie the Pussycat
Favorite TV Station: ESPN
Favorite TV Show: Simpsons
Favorite Celebrity: Britney Spears
Favorite Super Hero: Buttercup (Powerpuff Girl)
Favorite Beer: Bud Light
Favorite Planet: What is a planet?
Favorite Musical Instrument: Skin Flute
Coke or Pepsi: Coke
Paper or Plastic: Plastic
How do you feel right now: pissed off
Sum up your life in 10 words or less: BEER ESPN INTERNET SEX TV DVD MUSIC FRIENDS SUPER PROM
Additional Comments or Quotes: "Well, Florida State can go fuck themselves!!!"....Matt Morgan (Seconds before destruction)