Melanie Korber

Occupation: Corporate Minion

But what do you do really: [crickets chirping]

Favorite Super Prom: SP 99

Favorite Event: being pummeled in the Moon Bounce

Favorite Color: the color of money

Favorite Flavor: blood

Favorite Number: 6:00

Favorite Letter: Y

Favorite Vegetable: mexicorn

Favorite Animal: tie: deathmatch between my sister's kitten and her moose shaped potholder

Favorite TV Station: always FOX

Favorite TV Show: Nanny 911

Favorite Celebrity: Nanny Deb

Favorite Super Hero: Nanny Deb

Favorite Beer: I'm too old to drink

Favorite Planet: one yet unsullied by filthy, stinking humans

Favorite Musical Instrument: a voice

Favorite Branch of the Government: judicial

Coke or Pepsi: pepsi

Paper or Plastic: paper

How do you feel right now: wait...what?

Additional Comments or Quotes: "i think you thrive on feeling alienated in the midst of idiots. makes you feel profound."


Updated: 4/1/2005