Sam

Occupation: IKEAnaut

But what do you do really: In reality, while I am a freelance intellectual, aiding and abetting objectivity and truth (only the ones I accept), I am also my brother's keeper. And I mean that literally. No symbolism.

Favorite Super Prom: 98

Favorite Event: Raising of the chicken to the roof.

Favorite Color: bright red

Favorite Flavor: still pizza

Favorite Number: 11.500

Favorite Letter: ae

Favorite Vegetable: cucumber

Favorite Animal: I'm very impressed by ants

Favorite TV Station: 11, here

Favorite TV Show: 24, or Everwood (hoping for crossover)

Favorite Celebrity: Guy who plays Frasier

Favorite Super Hero: Batmanuel

Favorite Beer: Dave's or Bill's

Favorite Planet: URANUS!

Favorite Musical Instrument: rainstick

Favorite Branch of the Government: Executive

Coke or Pepsi: Coke

Paper or Plastic: Plastic

How do you feel right now: kinda' hungry... but I have gherkins so don't fret

Sum of you life in 10 words or less: RESONATING CONCRETE
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RESONATING CONCRETE

Additional Comments or Quotes: "Jason Bourne knew the oriental mind. Secrecy was worth ten thousand tigers. If not a kingdom." -R. Ludlum