1. Do not sit on the cushions when you are wet.

2. No smoking or drinking in the pool.

3. No smoking or drinking on the trampoline.

4. No smoking or drinking.

5. Just kidding.

6. Do not pee or poop in the pool. (That means you Jim!)

7. No nudity before sunset.

8. Only the dogs get to have sex.

9. You cannot have sex with the dogs.

10. This is not the kind of party where people stick their dick in the mash potatoes.

11. Do not tie up Matt Morgan under any circumstances.

12. Wet paint.

13. Keep hands and feet inside Super Prom at all times.

14. Do not step forward of the white line while Super Prom is in motion.

15. Maximum trampoline occupancy: 4.

16. Do not get drunk.

17. No noise after 11:00 PM.

18. There are only 18 rules.

19. This is not a rule.

Note: Rule 10 only applies because mash potatoes are not available at Super Prom.